Egoportal’s non-Daily Recipe
Revolutionary Terrorism a la Meles
Preparation time : 14 years
Can serve : “the smaller the company, the higher the gluttony”
Ingredients
o 70 million serfs
o simulated democracy made from Maoist ideology as per Albanian revolutionists specification
o nonexistent 7% annual economic growth
o assorted oppositions
o armed drones
o A border dispute with a neighboring country
o Donors with various interests (national security, natural resources, a progressive mate, good-do-ers)
Preparation
- Slow roast the serfs by adding ethnic hatred, famine, poverty, and inept governance
- Marinate Border dispute with a neighboring country (the longer the better)
- Add simulated democracy, assorted oppositions, & nonexistent 7% annual GDP growth and Tenderize donors to extract juices
- remove lumpy opposition as they might make the donor tenderizing process difficult
- If serfs start turning reddish add some armed drones
- Leave the donors that are not being tenderized and work on ones with higher interest.
- If tenderizing still difficult increase the heat using prospects of greasy natural resources and threat of a ‘clandestine terrorist group’.
- if still difficult throw in some bombs courtesy of the marinated border dispute and lumpy opposition
Serving
- While still roasting, pour a wee amount of donor juice on the serfs to cool down, Garnish with anti terrorism task force and serve on government controlled media, save for later.
- Pour the remaining donor juice in a foreign safe-heaven and enjoy at your will.
posted by tsegasaurus at 12:10 PM
4 Comments:
The meal sounds very interesting. What do we wash it down with? I frequent Merlot but this one may require something stronger.
i am not drinking fucking merlot!
And dessert? Macerated farmland flambeed with farmer's sweat?
Tried the recipe. Yummy. A soupcon of organic concentration camp Tennadam made it yummier. Steamed dreams of the youth makes an excellent garnish.
Wegesha, wegesha. Merlot with this culinary masterpiece? Ay mnew. A glass of 2005 Chateau Melesocracy, please.
Jack: Pinot noir? How come it’s white? Doesn’t noir mean black?
Miles: Jesus. Don’t ask questions like that in wine country. They’ll think you’re a moron.
Jack: Sure is tasty.
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