Monday, May 15, 2006

put yo hands up in da air

The Hand

The hand is a very handy thing to have.
The hand can be used to handle things like handbags and hand tools
Hand tools are used to make handcrafts.
“if they don’t find you handsome, at least they should find you handy”
One can lend a hand to some one in need
Lending a hand to someone in need is nice

On the other hand, not all hands are good

A handful of people have the upper hand
Upper hands avoid hand to hand combat
Instead they give hand-jobs to get extra hands
The extra hands are always at hand for the upper hands
They raise their hands when the upper hands want them to
Those hands also get other hands to place hand grenades
Giving handjob to get a hand is bad
Neither is trading your dignity for a handjob
Improper handling of the hand is called mishandling
this is an example of mihandlling.....

(click image to enlarge your penis)

now sing with me…..

we will follow him
Follow him what ever he may vote for
There isn't a scandal too deep
A burden so high it can keep us away

We must follow him
Ever since he touched our genitals, we knew
That near him we always must be
And nothing can keep him from us
He is our destiny

We love him, we love him, we love him
And what he votes, we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow
He'll always be our true love, our true love, our true love
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Blogger Dina said...

That was a handfull and a mouthfull

4:55 AM  
Blogger Wegesha said...

who gave you a hand or whom did you give a handjob to in order to avoid the blogsite blockade?

We hope both the ego and the portal will live on forever.

10:22 AM  
Blogger tsegasaurus said...

or may be i am just handy..

the only way to silence egoportal is to give me more work that is bound to go pear shaped.

dina, you are right. it is a mouthful. bereket\'s cheeks seem larger than usual ;-)

3:33 AM  

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